One did her BioChem Finals so we wait for the results and the Future
The other the Anthropologist did her end of 1st year exams
As for me poverty beckons as I try and push a few pennies their way
I really really want to write more humour things
But Tinnitus and Pain is really crippling
As Celine sings Courage, so I have a lot in common with her
these pieces don’t get in the books
so 3,000,000 words might be the full total of all my words
I’ve been sending emails with Holy Pictures in to Moscow
for months and months, maybe a Chinese water torture for them
But Insanity rules in Moscow
They lost
There is no Peace with Honour
That’s a myth
USA lost Vietnam
and Russia has lost in Uraine
The 200,000 Russian boys dead
a Trillion USD dollars wasted
It would have been cheaper to make
every Russian family millionaires
Instead you have ignoble modern Russian Czars
Steal all the Gazprom money
As ordinary Russians are taken as Fools for Slaughter
The only answer is Revolution in Moscow
otherwise Wagner will change the music
Sad and Tragic
as Fools like Trump would give away others land
Would Trump give Florida away?
Enough
That’s what I say this Pentecost
Spread that word like Fire
Enough of the Slaughter
Russia go home
Pentecost’s one word
Peace in Every Language
1/2 семестра здесь, в Великобритании
люди хватают праздник
ворота для паспорта сломаны
взлом РОССИИ я бы сказал
а может просто фигня ЭТО
Университеты закончились сейчас
за 6 недель до школы
Обе мои девочки сдали экзамены
Одна сделала свой финал по биохимии, так что мы ждем результатов и будущего.
Другая антрополог сдала экзамены в конце первого года обучения.
Что касается меня, бедность манит, когда я пытаюсь протолкнуть им несколько копеек
Я действительно очень хочу написать больше юмористических вещей
Но шум в ушах и боль действительно наносят вред
Как Селин поет Courage, так и у меня с ней много общего
эти части не попадают в книги
так что 3 000 000 слов могут быть полной суммой всех моих слов
Я отправлял электронные письма с Holy Pictures в Москву
на месяцы и месяцы, может для них китайская пытка водой
Но безумие правит в Москве
Они потеряли
Нет мира с честью
это миф
США потеряли Вьетнам
а Россия проиграла в Ураине
200 000 погибших русских мальчиков
Триллион долларов США потрачен впустую
Дешевле было бы сделать
каждая российская семья миллионеров
Вместо этого у вас есть неблагородные современные русские цари
Украсть все деньги Газпрома
Как простых россиян берут на убой дураками
Единственный ответ - революция в Москве
иначе Вагнер изменит музыку
Грустно и трагично
как такие дураки, как Трамп, раздавали бы чужие земли
Отдаст ли Трамп Флориду?
Достаточно
Вот что я говорю в эту Пятидесятницу
Распространяйте это слово как огонь
Хватит бойни
Россия иди домой
Одно слово Пятидесятницы
Мир на каждом языке
1/2 semestra zdes', v Velikobritanii
lyudi khvatayut prazdnik
vorota dlya pasporta slomany
vzlom ROSSII ya by skazal
a mozhet prosto fignya ETO
Universitety zakonchilis' seychas
za 6 nedel' do shkoly
Obe moi devochki sdali ekzameny
Odna sdelala svoy final po biokhimii, tak chto my zhdem rezul'tatov i budushchego.
Drugaya antropolog sdala ekzameny v kontse pervogo goda obucheniya.
Chto kasayetsya menya, bednost' manit, kogda ya pytayus' protolknut' im neskol'ko kopeyek
YA deystvitel'no ochen' khochu napisat' bol'she yumoristicheskikh veshchey
No shum v ushakh i bol' deystvitel'no nanosyat vred
Kak Selin poyet Courage, tak i u menya s ney mnogo obshchego
eti chasti ne popadayut v knigi
tak chto 3 000 000 slov mogut byt' polnoy summoy vsekh moikh slov
YA otpravlyal elektronnyye pis'ma s Holy Pictures v Moskvu
na mesyatsy i mesyatsy, mozhet dlya nikh kitayskaya pytka vodoy
No bezumiye pravit v Moskve
Oni poteryali
Net mira s chest'yu
eto mif
SSHA poteryali V'yetnam
a Rossiya proigrala v Uraine
200 000 pogibshikh russkikh mal'chikov
Trillion dollarov SSHA potrachen vpustuyu
Deshevle bylo by sdelat'
kazhdaya rossiyskaya sem'ya millionerov
Vmesto etogo u vas yest' neblagorodnyye sovremennyye russkiye tsari
Ukrast' vse den'gi Gazproma
Kak prostykh rossiyan berut na uboy durakami
Yedinstvennyy otvet - revolyutsiya v Moskve
inache Vagner izmenit muzyku
Grustno i tragichno
kak takiye duraki, kak Tramp, razdavali by chuzhiye zemli
Otdast li Tramp Floridu?
Dostatochno
Vot chto ya govoryu v etu Pyatidesyatnitsu
Rasprostranyayte eto slovo kak ogon'
Khvatit boyni
Rossiya idi domoy
Odno slovo Pyatidesyatnitsy
Mir na kazhdom yazyke
I've updated this 18th March 2022
I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades.
Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ...
use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up
I've done loads of writing, about 2,000,000 Words worth over 34years now
But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years,
from the age of 10 or younger
Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio.
He'd be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him
54 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing.
I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray
I've also had an interest in Politics for 54 years
with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians.
I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally
produced by a Theatre.
The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else.....
I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate
I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry
I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000
" (c) by Michael Casey"
If you include "chats" 3700 samples, all told,
the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them.
My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
You can read translations of it here on this site
Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day
via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more
And in over 90 Countries world wide too
so you have no excuse, find your own language
and read
The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress
This proves to me that the humour does travel
I have readers in over 100 countries now, just to repeat myself
From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West
Or its just a hit man on the run,
or whatever Unknown Region Means
It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff
Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say
I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess.
which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021
If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file.
I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed.
Maybe 40,000 copies .
Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages.
Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me
But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough
I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself
As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery,
I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales,
21 years altogether, StatsMR
Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life
I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager
I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years.
Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham
I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day..
I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak
and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach.
I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really
And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day
beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters
and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters
I can always make somebody talk or laugh
I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly
or App them
Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App
What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one
We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh
I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore.
But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother
But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past
3 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out.
I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young,
maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress.
Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up,
Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down
That's the end of the tidy version of my life
To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:-
1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
2.Shoplife
3.Essays and Plays
4.Blogs 2011
5.300 and Not OUT
6.Shorts 2013
7.More Shorts 2014
8.Quick Stories
9.Still Alive 2015
10.Undiscovered Words 2016
11.Still Smiling 2017
12.Altogether Now
13.New Horizons
14.14 Up
15.15 Down
16.Sweet Sixteen
17. 17 Again
18. 18 New Views
19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole
20. 2020 Words
21. 21 Door Keys, key to the door 21 on Bingo, hence title,
53,000 words so far
I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from
getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff
though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow.
That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks
Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them
Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf.
Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages,
however I really need
a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager.
And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me
Michael Casey
aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England
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